The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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