Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize