How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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