just come out here and I will go home with you...
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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