i just google imaged poop.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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