The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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