Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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