I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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