Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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