Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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