No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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