i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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