put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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