you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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