He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
This toilet bowl is my home.
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