I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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