Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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