I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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