My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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