you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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