I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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