Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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