The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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