Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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