it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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