Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Randomize
