How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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