Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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