Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You ruined the universe
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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