SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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