Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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