babies were throwing up all over the place
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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