I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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