I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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