I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My underwear smells like fireworks.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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