youre lurking in front of me
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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