I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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