If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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