I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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