nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So vagazzling was a success
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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