fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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