her vagine was all disorganized.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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