I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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