so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize
