North Korea, Best Korea!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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