She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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