Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Terrible idea I love it
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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