No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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