just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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