I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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