I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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