Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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