Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
accomplished twins. life is a go
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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